Thursday, May 14, 2009

Series of Lameness- Chapter 6, Normal Abnormal?!

Wow! U readers must have a very srong brain.. not like ours.. I mean u guys can still continue reading and don't go crazy?? That's Amazing.. while my brain is already dancing can can..

B: What what normal dept? Abnormal dept? Normal and abnormal must separate de meh? Normal then normal huh? Abnormal then abnormal huh? (here comes the 3rd department…)

N: Can not! I dance can can better than I play guitar can! Can u wait first n can lemme learn first can! U dance can can while I learn guitar can! Can u agree with me can? Can we come to an agreement can. N lemme learn first can! (rolling out of e window laughing)

B: Oh wow… I just started a new dept lei ^^”! So our message is like a building huh! This normal dept is storey one with information counter… 2nd storey is can can dept… 3rd storey is normal, abnormal storey…

N: Of coz normal n abnormal dept must be separated! Coz normal n abnormal is diff! How can normal n abnormal be e same wen e spelling is ald diff! Normal is spelt as normal n abnormal is spelt as abnormal! Tt’s y normal n abnormal is diff! (I’m goin insane!)

B: Can can dance and guitar is no link can? Why must u put can can dance with guitar? Guitar is play can? Can can dance is dance can? What’s with that agreement? I disagree can? Only when u dance can can I play guitar, I play guitar u dance can can I just agree can! Can? Can u promise me? Or we play guitar together with your friend can? Then can we all dance can can together? (laugh like crazy!!! Imagine we play guitar! Suddenly three person stand up and dance can can)

B: Normal and abnormal spelling is different! Doesn’t means u must separate them right? Like normal ppl must separate with abnormal ppl meh? Like that normal me and abnormal u where can together? Like two normal and abnormal people together will get everyone around this two normal abnormal ppl go abnormal lo! Cos normal plus abnormal it abnormal… Abnormal plus normal is still abnormal! (Aiyo, ha ha ha ha! Super fun and funny can!)

B: Eh! Where is my 3rd dept? The normal abnormal! Reply!

N: Can u pls gv my brain a rest can! All my brain cells dancing can can inside while e nerves play can can song on the guitar can! Can can dance n play guitar can link can! Both is performing arts can! Can we do tis instead? Can I dun agree on ur agreement can? (haha! Than suddenly got spotlight n we all wear can can skirt and dance)

N: Haha! I’m still packing my office stuffs at e 3rd dept… 4th floor lame dept.. 5th floor insane dept..

B: Can let your brain rest? Can! How can your brain rest while all your brain cell is dancing can can? My brain cell so strong! Somemore can dance can can while open all the red bean can and longan can! So can u? do you think u can dance?My brain cell so strong can? I wan learn guitar can! (ha ha ha ha, the brain cell dancing can can dance is super classic.

B: Noorin reply super slow!

N: Of coz normal n abnormal ppl cannot mix! Coz e abnormal ppl will taint e normal ppl than l8r e normal ppl will become abnormal than everyone in tis world will become abnormal than nth normal will come out frm tis ald abnormal world than l8r even e fish will become abnormal (omg! I got no more brain juice! Haha!)

B: Nvm la! If the normal ppl normal enough will remain normal! Won become abnormal! Abnormal ppl is abnormal enough will remain abnormal! Won become normal! Like fish! A normal fish will say normal won’t go abnormal… Abnormal fish will stay abnormal won go normal! So don worry who normal who abnormal! No matter u normal I abnormal? I normal u abnormal? I abnormal I normal! U normal u abnormal! (haha, I start talking crap le…)

Readers.. you're almost there!! Hang on to something!!

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