Series of Lameness- Chapter 1, -ing

This one is written solely by Bryan Wong. Sent to me on 24 April 09 7:39 am!!
Embrace yourself dear readers..

Noorin so boring
noorin drink chlorine
noorin love bowling
Bowling hit bin bing
Bin bing angrying
Noorin stop laughing
Bin bing box noorin
Noorin slap bin bing
Meow meow doh ding ding
they both cat fighting
Boom pak tek cling cling
They both keep throwing
Bin Bing Throw pantie
Noorin throw tanggy
Bin bing fight noorin
Noorin fight bin bing
Stupid noorin stupid bin
Here comes a jia yin
Jia yin was crying
Jia yin slap noorin
Noorin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin slap noorinNoorin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap noorin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin slap bin bin
Bin bin kiss jia yin
Norin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin kiss bin bing
Bin bin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap bin bin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Noorin slap bin bin
Noorin kiss jia yin
Jia yin kiss jia yin
#@!?$*.... Bryan went crazy
Seeing three girls slapping
and kissing

Have u gone insane? I nearly did!! Well of course!!! I'm already very blur esp wen i just woke up.. now with this kind of message.. i got even BLURER!! i didn't know wad to do, so i just went back to sleep..

Sleep well readers!

Cheers!