Series of Lameness- Chapter 4, Recovering Lameness

Dear readers, if you guys remember correctly, I did mention that we still have other lame stories tt we wanted post up here? It was sometime ago and it's not in my phone anymore.. Therefore Bryan and I tried to recall wad was the story about.. But anyways, who is lame enough to recover their own lameness.. Hmmm..

B: Eh, u still remember the chapter u say I say? Then aunty say… Everyone say one…

N: Actually tt one I dun rem ya noe.. Wen did tt chapter happen? Haha!

B: Erm… I remember something that we suppose to go some where then u can’t make it… then
we start saying who say who! The classic part is “hak! I used that name before! Give me two back!” then your reply “who say and who say, hur take this” ha ha ha ha…

N: Oh oh oh! Ya Ya! Haha! E one tt took e whole day to finish rite? Lol! Tt one super funny can! Itz smth like.. “Yea. Auntie say de” Izzit?

B: Yea… Something like that! But how we started this is the problem… I remember something that u can’t make it… then you started yea, I say de… I reply yea, u say de… Then we finish the conversation around night time when we last use noorin say and bryan say and u initiate the stop! Hmmmz… U sure the last word is de? Sound a bit weird lei… I remember yup/yea, “whoever” say is correct but the “de” like hmmmz…

N: Haha! Super funny.. Izzit smth like :yea, table say ald..” hmm.. The “de” sounds abit better.. Do u think so? Or izzit ‘le?

B: I know just many many thing say… I think don have the last word? Is’t? So just yea, table say…

N: Wait! Izzit like.. Yea, whoever say one..

B: Yea! Is the “one”! U started I say one… then I reply u say one… Then u reply something else le! Somemore the… Yup, the breast say one… Cos there’s breast standing in front of me! Remember?

B: Oh yea…I still remember I limit u can’t use the “the word” before the whoever… So is like… Yea, Rachel say.. Then u reply a yea, the what say… Then I still reply say eh cannot! I use all three word… Like yea, whoever say… But yours got the who/what say after two message! So I ask u give me back three include this two replacement… And that’s where we started “hur, take this”… Coz you replied dori say, dunno what say, and what say… Right?

N: Wahahaha! Super funny.. N u noe wadz another funny thing? I’m going punggol tml, lol! I can help u check got punggol park anot..

(observe how we talk about 2 different topics at the same time)

B: Lol! Serious? U go punggol for what?

B: Oh I remember le! Tuesday… We suppose to go somewhere… But u can’t go! Then u promise me we will go again dono when… The I replied “you say one a! Then u replied “yea, I say’… The I started… Yea, whoever say! Haha… That’s why all are only three word “yea, xxx say”… Don have the de or le or one behind… Now wonder it feel so weird…

N: Oh yea! Ok.. Today I stay home.. Write all tis crap stuffs.. Haha! I goin my frenz house, he’s teaching me guitar.. Heh!

N: Eh.. Oh yah hor.. Haha! Ok ok, I got it’. I’m laughing ald, even b4 I start writing.. Lol!

B: Lol! Pls! Yest I already laugh the whole night can! Haha haha haha….

Confession

I have a confession to make. The reason why my blog posts has no pictures because I didnt noe how to upload one. Faints rite.. Because tis blog was design by Tan JingYi so everything she settle one and i only need to post. After the birth of this blog, i had no time to explore its functions, so tt's y i hv a very wordy blog. And i think i hv very little readers.. hmm.. neways.. my blog is alive now, just came back frm the dead.. so yea.. stay tune!!

Please Ignore This

Testing testing...

MAD!!

I almost went mad re-typing the series of lameness.. relieving the lame moments.. still got PUNGGOL PARK!!

Series of Lameness- Chapter 3, Wolverine

This one is also started by bryan after he just finished watching Wolverine.
(observe how we go off topic and stayed off topic)

Bryan: Wah! So nice the show!

Noorin: Haha! I forgot wad show did ya'll watch?

B: Wolverine! Super nice show!

N: Oh! E MEOW show... Lol! He's one hot cat!

B: Huh? Cat? Why hot cat? Lol!

N: Wolverine is actually the human form of a cat... N e actor playing it is hot! So he's e hot cat! Haha!

B: Cheh! not really very hot can! So many hair...

N: Haha! Very man wad.. Lol! but e actor without lotsa hair is super sexy :)

B: Ya! Without hair will be super sexy! Super!

N: Lol! *drooling! Oops! Table wet le..

B: Oops... House wet le

N: Uhoh! Void deck wet le.. (here we go again..)

B: Oops, flat wet le... (ha ha ha ha, super funny can!)

N: Oh no! Garden wet le.. (lol, y does tis always happens to us..)

B: Oops, jurong wet le... (i don't know! Ha ha ha ha... Godness! I-m like laughing to the phone in the bus can!)

N:Oh my! Jurong point wet le.. (wahahaha! Luckily meeting finish ald.. I'm so gonna blog tis..)


And so our wetness ends.. I think we ended this conversation becoz Bryan doesnt want to shake the entire bus by his laughter.. lol.. hope u readers are not wet!!

Ciao!

Series of Lameness- Chapter 2, Only way

Now this is a conversation started by Bryan as we were both On Our Way to city hall. (got the clue?)

Bryan: No my way :)

Noorin: Same here! u typed no my way so i was like did u msg the correct person?

B: Ha ha ha ! Only way?

N: haha, yup.. that's the only way..

B: Yea, on the way to only way :-)

N: (i forgot wad i replied)

B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track =)

N: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore..

B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity

N: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is controlled only by me who's only goin to end e only lame story

B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is controlled only by me who's only goin to end e only lame story when the only bryan insisted only will stop when the only noorin reach the only city mrt station which located below the only raffles city not the only raffles city at the only mrt station only right after the only city hall mrt stationwhich only below the raffles city=)


Haha!! I was smiling to my phone and I bet alot of people thinks that i'm crazy.. wahahaha!

Series of Lameness- Chapter 1, -ing

This one is written solely by Bryan Wong. Sent to me on 24 April 09 7:39 am!!
Embrace yourself dear readers..

Noorin so boring
noorin drink chlorine
noorin love bowling
Bowling hit bin bing
Bin bing angrying
Noorin stop laughing
Bin bing box noorin
Noorin slap bin bing
Meow meow doh ding ding
they both cat fighting
Boom pak tek cling cling
They both keep throwing
Bin Bing Throw pantie
Noorin throw tanggy
Bin bing fight noorin
Noorin fight bin bing
Stupid noorin stupid bin
Here comes a jia yin
Jia yin was crying
Jia yin slap noorin
Noorin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin slap noorinNoorin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap noorin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin slap bin bin
Bin bin kiss jia yin
Norin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin kiss bin bing
Bin bin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap bin bin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Noorin slap bin bin
Noorin kiss jia yin
Jia yin kiss jia yin
#@!?$*.... Bryan went crazy
Seeing three girls slapping
and kissing

Have u gone insane? I nearly did!! Well of course!!! I'm already very blur esp wen i just woke up.. now with this kind of message.. i got even BLURER!! i didn't know wad to do, so i just went back to sleep..

Sleep well readers!

Cheers!

Series of Lameness- Introduction

Ok.. I'm going to start a new series of Lame Stories.. Because apparently wherever I go, or for the matter wherever me and Bryan go, we always end up messaging something lame. Bryan!! Can we at least have a decent conversation?!?!

So, like in every book the writer always dedicates his/her book to someone or some people. So i dedicate this series of Lame Stories to all pro and amateurs lamers alike.

Blog Noob..

I'm officially a blog noob.. i only know how to create a new post and that's all!! haha..

Dumb Ass!! lol

Blading Record!!

We are going for the longest non-stop blading time record.. In B & N Guiness Paper of Records.. Well not that we planned to do it. Itz just that we accidentally did it! We bladed all the way to one end of ECP which is at Fort road on the ECP walkway. From there we blade, and we blade, and we continue blading, and since our small little wheels have not given up on us yet, we still continue to blade and goodness gracious, we saw the most wonderful sign.. It says Changi Beach Park!! Can you imagine how far we bladed.. Itz incredible and it's definitely going into the B & N Guiness Paper of Records!

Along the way we discovered the most natural views of man-made sceneries in Singapore. Ironically, it's so natural that we felt relaxing and didn't notice that our dear feet are aching badly.. And so we bladed all the way to Changi Village, talking to some people along the way and doing stupid things.

For more details of our journey, please visit Bryan's blog http://www.torobento.blogspot.com/

Our next aim: all the way to Changi Airport.

(Ps: we were actually planning to bring our luggage along while we blade)

Till than!! Adios!