This one is also started by bryan after he just finished watching Wolverine.
(observe how we go off topic and stayed off topic)
Bryan: Wah! So nice the show!
Noorin: Haha! I forgot wad show did ya'll watch?
B: Wolverine! Super nice show!
N: Oh! E MEOW show... Lol! He's one hot cat!
B: Huh? Cat? Why hot cat? Lol!
N: Wolverine is actually the human form of a cat... N e actor playing it is hot! So he's e hot cat! Haha!
B: Cheh! not really very hot can! So many hair...
N: Haha! Very man wad.. Lol! but e actor without lotsa hair is super sexy :)
B: Ya! Without hair will be super sexy! Super!
N: Lol! *drooling! Oops! Table wet le..
B: Oops... House wet le
N: Uhoh! Void deck wet le.. (here we go again..)
B: Oops, flat wet le... (ha ha ha ha, super funny can!)
N: Oh no! Garden wet le.. (lol, y does tis always happens to us..)
B: Oops, jurong wet le... (i don't know! Ha ha ha ha... Godness! I-m like laughing to the phone in the bus can!)
N:Oh my! Jurong point wet le.. (wahahaha! Luckily meeting finish ald.. I'm so gonna blog tis..)
And so our wetness ends.. I think we ended this conversation becoz Bryan doesnt want to shake the entire bus by his laughter.. lol.. hope u readers are not wet!!
Ciao!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Series of Lameness- Chapter 2, Only way
Now this is a conversation started by Bryan as we were both On Our Way to city hall. (got the clue?)
Bryan: No my way :)
Noorin: Same here! u typed no my way so i was like did u msg the correct person?
B: Ha ha ha ! Only way?
N: haha, yup.. that's the only way..
B: Yea, on the way to only way :-)
N: (i forgot wad i replied)
B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track =)
N: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore..
B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity
N: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is controlled only by me who's only goin to end e only lame story
B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is controlled only by me who's only goin to end e only lame story when the only bryan insisted only will stop when the only noorin reach the only city mrt station which located below the only raffles city not the only raffles city at the only mrt station only right after the only city hall mrt stationwhich only below the raffles city=)
Haha!! I was smiling to my phone and I bet alot of people thinks that i'm crazy.. wahahaha!
Bryan: No my way :)
Noorin: Same here! u typed no my way so i was like did u msg the correct person?
B: Ha ha ha ! Only way?
N: haha, yup.. that's the only way..
B: Yea, on the way to only way :-)
N: (i forgot wad i replied)
B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track =)
N: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore..
B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity
N: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is controlled only by me who's only goin to end e only lame story
B: Yup, the only way to only way is by the one and only mrt on the only mrt track in spore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is paid only by itz citizens who only stay in singapore include those non-citizen who only willing to pay the only little amount to take the only mrt on the only mrt track in singapore which only runs on it by only using electricity which is controlled only by me who's only goin to end e only lame story when the only bryan insisted only will stop when the only noorin reach the only city mrt station which located below the only raffles city not the only raffles city at the only mrt station only right after the only city hall mrt stationwhich only below the raffles city=)
Haha!! I was smiling to my phone and I bet alot of people thinks that i'm crazy.. wahahaha!
Series of Lameness- Chapter 1, -ing
This one is written solely by Bryan Wong. Sent to me on 24 April 09 7:39 am!!
Embrace yourself dear readers..
Noorin so boring
noorin drink chlorine
noorin love bowling
Bowling hit bin bing
Bin bing angrying
Noorin stop laughing
Bin bing box noorin
Noorin slap bin bing
Meow meow doh ding ding
they both cat fighting
Boom pak tek cling cling
They both keep throwing
Bin Bing Throw pantie
Noorin throw tanggy
Bin bing fight noorin
Noorin fight bin bing
Stupid noorin stupid bin
Here comes a jia yin
Jia yin was crying
Jia yin slap noorin
Noorin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin slap noorinNoorin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap noorin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin slap bin bin
Bin bin kiss jia yin
Norin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin kiss bin bing
Bin bin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap bin bin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Noorin slap bin bin
Noorin kiss jia yin
Jia yin kiss jia yin
#@!?$*.... Bryan went crazy
Seeing three girls slapping
and kissing
Have u gone insane? I nearly did!! Well of course!!! I'm already very blur esp wen i just woke up.. now with this kind of message.. i got even BLURER!! i didn't know wad to do, so i just went back to sleep..
Sleep well readers!
Cheers!
Embrace yourself dear readers..
Noorin so boring
noorin drink chlorine
noorin love bowling
Bowling hit bin bing
Bin bing angrying
Noorin stop laughing
Bin bing box noorin
Noorin slap bin bing
Meow meow doh ding ding
they both cat fighting
Boom pak tek cling cling
They both keep throwing
Bin Bing Throw pantie
Noorin throw tanggy
Bin bing fight noorin
Noorin fight bin bing
Stupid noorin stupid bin
Here comes a jia yin
Jia yin was crying
Jia yin slap noorin
Noorin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin slap noorinNoorin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap noorin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Bin bin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin slap bin bin
Bin bin kiss jia yin
Norin slap jia yin
Jia yin kiss noorin
Noorin kiss bin bing
Bin bin slap jia yin
Bin bin slap bin bin
Jia yin slap bin bin
Noorin slap bin bin
Noorin kiss jia yin
Jia yin kiss jia yin
#@!?$*.... Bryan went crazy
Seeing three girls slapping
and kissing
Have u gone insane? I nearly did!! Well of course!!! I'm already very blur esp wen i just woke up.. now with this kind of message.. i got even BLURER!! i didn't know wad to do, so i just went back to sleep..
Sleep well readers!
Cheers!
Series of Lameness- Introduction
Ok.. I'm going to start a new series of Lame Stories.. Because apparently wherever I go, or for the matter wherever me and Bryan go, we always end up messaging something lame. Bryan!! Can we at least have a decent conversation?!?!
So, like in every book the writer always dedicates his/her book to someone or some people. So i dedicate this series of Lame Stories to all pro and amateurs lamers alike.
So, like in every book the writer always dedicates his/her book to someone or some people. So i dedicate this series of Lame Stories to all pro and amateurs lamers alike.
Blog Noob..
I'm officially a blog noob.. i only know how to create a new post and that's all!! haha..
Dumb Ass!! lol
Dumb Ass!! lol
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Blading Record!!
We are going for the longest non-stop blading time record.. In B & N Guiness Paper of Records.. Well not that we planned to do it. Itz just that we accidentally did it! We bladed all the way to one end of ECP which is at Fort road on the ECP walkway. From there we blade, and we blade, and we continue blading, and since our small little wheels have not given up on us yet, we still continue to blade and goodness gracious, we saw the most wonderful sign.. It says Changi Beach Park!! Can you imagine how far we bladed.. Itz incredible and it's definitely going into the B & N Guiness Paper of Records!
Along the way we discovered the most natural views of man-made sceneries in Singapore. Ironically, it's so natural that we felt relaxing and didn't notice that our dear feet are aching badly.. And so we bladed all the way to Changi Village, talking to some people along the way and doing stupid things.
For more details of our journey, please visit Bryan's blog http://www.torobento.blogspot.com/
Our next aim: all the way to Changi Airport.
(Ps: we were actually planning to bring our luggage along while we blade)
Till than!! Adios!
Along the way we discovered the most natural views of man-made sceneries in Singapore. Ironically, it's so natural that we felt relaxing and didn't notice that our dear feet are aching badly.. And so we bladed all the way to Changi Village, talking to some people along the way and doing stupid things.
For more details of our journey, please visit Bryan's blog http://www.torobento.blogspot.com/
Our next aim: all the way to Changi Airport.
(Ps: we were actually planning to bring our luggage along while we blade)
Till than!! Adios!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
YaY
Alrite!! I had of the best dance performance i could ever ask for. Thank God!! and thanks Bryan for being such a WONDERFUL partner, i'll always remember all the mishaps tt happens during our practices.. hehe.. And i realise that I'm finally ready to stop dancing given the fact that I had a very good 'Finale'.. So.. Sailing, Here i come!!! I'm ready to explore the world on sea :)
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Got me thinking
Recently, i went to a play at La-Salle with Bryan, tittled Standing Still. It's all about waiting and the play really got me thinking. I remembered one of the lines very clearly. 'There's a meaning behind every waiting moments' Which is so true. My whole life I've always believed in that. Well i think that's the reason why I have very high tolerance level for those long waiting moments. Coz i've always believed that, everytime u stand still and wait, destiny changes. And it is when destiny changes that you can find something new in life that will surprise you. It's very subtle but it's like a vicious chain reaction. Whatever you change today, will affect what happens to you years down the road. So every time you have to wait, don't start cursing. Just stand still and think.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
things to do!
Things i want to do in life:
1) Take up the sailing course in UK/Australia
2) Learn how to surf in Australia
3) Diving at the world's best diving spots
4) Take up windsurfing
5) Go on a wakeboarding ride!
6) Sail to another country
7) Dance
8) Try kite-boarding
9) Go snorkelling with friends
10) Sail to anywhere with a very special, loved someone
11) Make other people's dream come true
12) Become a surfer
13) Become an experienced boater
14) Turn into a pro-sailor
Wadz yours??
1) Take up the sailing course in UK/Australia
2) Learn how to surf in Australia
3) Diving at the world's best diving spots
4) Take up windsurfing
5) Go on a wakeboarding ride!
6) Sail to another country
7) Dance
8) Try kite-boarding
9) Go snorkelling with friends
10) Sail to anywhere with a very special, loved someone
11) Make other people's dream come true
12) Become a surfer
13) Become an experienced boater
14) Turn into a pro-sailor
Wadz yours??
Rules are bent to breaking point!
Alot of things have definitely happen in the last 1 month or so. One of the highlights was the VOLVO OCEAN RACE-Singapore Stopover at sentosa, One Degree 15 marina. I had the best fun out there while actually working. It was like our playground! Even tho ALL of us tanned ourselves to the extreme, (Life At The Extreme), we were extremely entertained. There were definitely boring moments when there's just nobody at the station yet you have to stay there and act entertained. The simulator ride, the Grinder, The Dome, The Pedal trucks, the Remote control cars, Woofballs!! ahhh.. just the places where we will hang around, get to know each other better, start rumours.. haha.. Victor, everyone's scandal~ Those 2 weeks were extreme fun. Not forgetting those gorgeous yachts, Il Maestro!!.. and the crew.. hehe.. Itz like an experience that you wouldnt want it to end but hose 2 weeks passed by pretty fast. wait. almost forgot to mention the $7.50 chicken rice. lol.. really hope can meet up with them again, if they stop meeting at clubs. haha..
Other than that, life went on as per normal.. After weeks of not contacting each other, i renewed my friendship with Bryan, Seth and all.. Life just got a little crazier.. hahaha
Life might be going on well, but let's reflect on it:
I just don't understand why somethings just happen and the sad thing is that, it either happens for no reason or the reason is just ridiculous. Who should i blame for it, the parents, the person or the society? Itz just so wasted.. We all noe life's not fair but that doesnt mean you have to resort to the extreme to make it a little fairer. It also does not mean that, even if you try to balance the unfairness in life, it'll get better. Sometimes you just make it worse. It might look ok to you but in the eyes of life itz not! When you do that, it just disturbs the balance in life that actually exist!! Gosh!! Wadz wrong with just being who you are, wadz wrong with being normal?
Haiz~~~
(ps: i'm an orange head)
Other than that, life went on as per normal.. After weeks of not contacting each other, i renewed my friendship with Bryan, Seth and all.. Life just got a little crazier.. hahaha
Life might be going on well, but let's reflect on it:
I just don't understand why somethings just happen and the sad thing is that, it either happens for no reason or the reason is just ridiculous. Who should i blame for it, the parents, the person or the society? Itz just so wasted.. We all noe life's not fair but that doesnt mean you have to resort to the extreme to make it a little fairer. It also does not mean that, even if you try to balance the unfairness in life, it'll get better. Sometimes you just make it worse. It might look ok to you but in the eyes of life itz not! When you do that, it just disturbs the balance in life that actually exist!! Gosh!! Wadz wrong with just being who you are, wadz wrong with being normal?
Haiz~~~
(ps: i'm an orange head)
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