Bak Guah Nation Ep. 2

Part 1

It was one of our bak guah's birthday.. Guess which flavor?? Our very own PUMPING Bak Guah.. Ta-daaaa.. She celebrated the day tt she was manufactured 18 years ago with much joy.. Too much tt she let herself be exposed to all the bacterias by seasoning herself with too much chocolate.. Bad bak guah..

Part 2

Have you ever wondered wad it's like to live in a Bak guah world? Lemme tell u a part of it.. that is, how does the transportation system operates there.. and all of us have a role to play..

We have different form of transportations here in bak guah land..

1st, we hv a car that will hobble (even tho it hobbles, it is a good quality continental car made in Sri Lanka), everywhere it goes basically because it luffs everytime it moves, tt's why we call it the Luffing Car (made by luffing bak guah)

2nd, and wad is a car without a horn rite? So, we have a fabulous honking system which sounds like an explosion. Everytime we horn someone it will go "baboom"!!! (provided by pumping bakguah )

3rd, Not forgetting those who can't drive, we also have an efficient public Bus system operated by a bus company called "Le Bus".. It specialises in loooong buses which can accomodate up to 50 pieces of bak guah per trip. (operated by loooong bak guah)

4th, One the bak guahs, in her previous life as a human, she was a new driver who was concern of ppl not using traffic lights, so in this life, she dedicated herself to manufacturing traffic lights. (manufactured by scandolous bak guah)

5th, How can we ensure that the vehicles don't bang each other? This is where we put colors into the traffic lights.. it's either a green or no light at all.. This light is a natural green taken from nature, i.e from vegetables, this is contributed by a bak guah tt specialises in vegetarian bak guahs (contributed by mock guah)

6th, Where will vehicles noe which direction to go? In our world, every bak guah can only go one direction.. to the left.. tt's why one of our dear bak guah kindly contributed her time to make the signs for the convenience of our drivers.. (made by left bak guah)

7th, We also ensure the safety of our pedestrian bak guahs by employing a traffic police bak guah.. Other than tt, its role is too also punish those who disobey the rules.. We hired a very dedicated traffic police bak guah who will gladly punish offenders by smacking them.. (punished by smacking bak guah)

8th, All this would not be possible if not for a particular bak guah.. it has been goin ard purchasing, renting and do whatever it takes to make sure all the physical objects like traffic light, the metal signs, the vehicles are made using the appropriate elements. I heard it went to all the shopping centres in bak guah land (shopped by shopping bak guah)

9th, And there's no better way to start a morning without a greeting from our bak guah. it has been goin everywhere, even shopping centres and roads juz to say a GOOD MORNING to all fellow Bak Guah Nation residents (greeted by morning bakguah)

10th, And our dear mayor, has been ensuring that everything moves along juz fine (ensured by master bak guah)


(This story has been partly contributed by luffing bak guah)