Saddistically Funny !!

Q: Know what's gross?
A: A garbage can full of dead babies
Q: Know what's grosser than that?
A: One at the bottom is still alive.
Q: Know what's grosser than that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Know what's grosser than that?
A: He goes back for more.

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Q: What do you call a dead baby stapled to a wall?
A: Art.

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Q: What's worse than a 7 babies stapled to a tree?
A: A baby stapled to 7 trees.'


(taken from a forum)

so nice...

I went out to sea last tues and wed.. not exactly out to the high seas, but I went on-board a yacht at the marina.. well i wished it was mine.. haha.. coz the yacht is soooper sexy can!! and the skipper (someone who drives the boat for a profession) who was on-board was pretty cool too, he was very friendly, therefore very easy to chat with him.. haha.. anyways when i was on-board, and standing at the bow (in-front), i just feel so calmed.. it's a sensation that i really cant explain, and my passion for the sea came rushing back, it's like it's being awaken from a deep slumber.. probably not many people know, but I have a thing for the sea, just like my never-ending love for dancing, i have a never-ending love for the sea too.. itz only that, due to busyness, i have lost contact with the mermaid in me.. haha.. so people, if you see a darker me, you should know why..

M&M's

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one
as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

I have the opportunity in my hands, but i'm not utilising it to the fullest.. i'll change, i promise..

A MUST TRY!!

Listen Up Ya'LL!!! To all daring food eaters, there's one breakfast that you must try, and try it quick before it dissapears.. and thst's the Mc Griddles!!! ooooo, its awesome.. i absolutely LOVE it!! ok, lemme tell you more about it.. It's like a burger but with a twist.. it contains sausage, egg and melted cheese but get this, its' buns contains maple syrup.. when u take your first bite, u feel that syrup oozing out to your tongue.. itz a mix of pure sweetness and tasty meat.. sounds disgusting?? well, i tried and i love it.. why dun YOU go ahead and have a bite at it and tell me wad you think about it.. as for me, i hope Mac makes it permanent on the breakfast menu :)

CARS!! ep.1

a few days ago... i think it was a Friday.. i had quite the time of my driving life!! haha.. well, i got in contact with chong ts, a long lost fren.. haha.. and i managed to test drive one the coolest car on the face of the earth.. the TUSCANI.. haha, were ya'll expecting a Ferrari?? well, this tuscani was modified till it really look like a racing car.. it was modified to a 3000cc engine but was capped at 2000cc.. how cool was that?? lemme tell you about the drive.. the drive was excellent!! while u are drving, you cant feel that you are actually stepping the pedal harder and that you are goin faster.. firstly because, the car is pretty heavy due to the additional stabiliser.. secondly, the pedal is very very light.. so, with a light pedal and a heavy body, you cant feel that you are actualli goin at at 110km/h or 120km/h.. i could have gone faster without realising if not for my conscience and me frequently looking at the speed-o-meter..

the other car i tried was a little bit more down-to-earth.. presenting to you the Nissan Latio... it's a very nice car.. compare to Mazda 3, even tho it doesnt look as mean as the Mazda, the steering is way lighter and the pick-up is way faster.. Parking the Latio is very very easy as besides the light steering, the height of the car helps a lot.. But if u want to go for looks, go for the Mazda 3 but if u wanna go for a lighter steering and a faster pick-up, go for the latio..

Well, that;s all i can say for now, shall see if i can get my hands on more cars,, hehe